Wake Up Meow
Friendly reminder to not let strays like this into you home. Unknown More
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Taking A Trip To Clowntown
Can we pick another weird profession to make scary? I’m sick of scary clowns. How about magicians? Or like, murderous lawyers? I don’t care, just be creative. Unknown More
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Bugs’ Backhand
Because there is nothing anyone enjoys more than seeing their childhood sexualized. Awesome decisions like that really make me understand why you have a ponytail. Unknown More
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Let’s Talk About Sex
I doubt there is scientific research but I have to assume there is a direct correlation between a lack of sex and the amount of stick figures banging on your car that you have. Unknown More
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She Must Work Out
Just cram ’em on up your b-hole and get to whatever insane workout regime it looks like you’ve got planned. Unknown More
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Mini Pride Parade
Wear it loud, wear it proud. Even when you mom won’t let you put on your lion costume and go shopping at Walmart. Unknown More
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Anti-Vaxer
I mean, it sounds possible that thousands of doctors and scientists are all in on the same scheme to screw up your child. Lord knows it’s not your fault. Also, lets go ahead and assume you’re right. Would that actually be the greatest lie ever told? I’m not sure it is. Just saying, lots of […] More
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in Featured Creature, Funny, NewsIn The News: Flicking The Bean
Oh, so now it’s illegal to feverishly flick your bean in a Walmart parking lot? Ughhh, PC society is getting out of hand. Read the story at SebastianDaily.com here » More
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Little Sumpin’ Sumpin’
If you’re gonna have a rat tail you might as well get rid of all the other distractions so you can highlight it. At least that’s what I always say. Although this is the first time I’ve ever needed to address the issue. But in the future I will stand by that saying. Unknown More
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Good Vibes
“You should go see a therapist.” – No, I’ll handle my crippling anxiety myself. Unknown More
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in Featured Creature, Funny, RandomMid-Afternoon Beej
Sometimes I think we throw the word “slut” around too loosely. Because now I’m in a position like this where I’m literally at a loss for proper words. Unknown More
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