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Vacc Tacks
I would love to vaccinate that. Because you’re literally too stupid to take care of yourself so now everyone has to worry about their kid getting Polio because you listened to Jenny McCarthy string a bunch of idiotic sentences together. Tennessee More
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Reppin’ The W
I’ve heard of companies brainwashing their employees but I figured they would stop before it leaked out. Unknown More
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Act Like A Monkey
Yeah, okay cool. So that’s a f*cking monkey and it doesn’t belong out in public shopping around. I don’t care how you dress him up or how curious George is, that’s how shit like the plague starts. Unknown More
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Not Realistic
Oh come on! At least make it realistic. I don’t see one person half-naked huffing glue in that entire scene! Unknown More
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Horny Halloween
Halloween get anybody else horny besides me? The freaks come out at night. Unknown More
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Party On Wayne
I hope everyone’s Halloween party is as rocking as this dude’s party in the back he’s got going on with that power skullet. Unknown More
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In Costume
Enjoy your freedom from glares today People of Walmart shoppers. Everyone will just assume you’re in costume. Unknown More
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Modern Warfare
Most well behaved child ever in Walmart goes to… Unknown More
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#WalmartLife
If you’re not repping everyday low prices all the time, you’re not a true POW. Unknown More
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The Guatro
Damn, Audi hitting us with that vintage look for their new 2020 A6. South Carolina More
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Extra Weight
Shoplifting?! Whaaaaat?!?! I just didn’t have a shopping cart to carry this in so I thought the best option would be the back of my coat. Makes perfect sense. Case closed. Unknown More