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Bottomless Mimosas
To be fair, when you’re only wearing a total of 2 inches of clothing it’s difficult to feel if it’s no longer covering what it should. Unknown More
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Get Your Eagle On
I swear if I turn the corner again and see someone is spread eagle I’m just gonna lose it. Unknown More
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Cock Gobbler
I heard the turkey on the chocolate cake was much bigger and once you had it you’d never go back to the white cake. Unknown More
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Christmas Time
Feel like this is the Christmas Time in Hollis song by Run DMC come to life. Unknown More
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Fire It Up
Dammit. I was hoping to get the “skinned my first animal” set for my kid, but I guess little pyro will have to do this Christmas. Unknown More
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Burger Time
Hey honey, you want some fries with that shake?!?! Unknown More
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The Junk Collector
You guys check out the new Nike Air Steampunks? Unknown More
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Powered By Anime
Because just writing “Super Virgin” on his car would seem weird. Unknown More
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Making Her Way To The Stage
Looking like an abominable snowwoman stripper. Unknown More
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