The Award Goes To…
Walmart’s version of the Oscars on display. Going through the nominations for ‘Best $5 Movie of 1997 – 2005’. Unknown More
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The Belt’s Fault
Sometimes there is a little crack. Other times it needs to be classified as an entire fault line. Unknown More
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Work of Art
I imagine this is what Pablo Picasso would drive if he were here today. Alabama More
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Keep Bouncing
Probably using man-boobs as a technicality here because I’m not going to believe you get real females in there. Unknown More
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8 Days Until Christmas
It’s almost 2020, sleighs pulled by reindeer are a thing of the past. It’s tech time for Santa. Unknown More
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Forever & Ever
Personally I think “only the good die young” is a more eloquent way of putting it, but I suppose you get to the same endpoint. Unknown More
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The Christmas Clydesdale
Not every horse makes the big leagues of Budweiser. Some gotta earn a living at Walmart. Unknown More
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Oh, Christmas Tree
Nothing says Christmas spirit like a limp tree over your head. Unknown More
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Barefoot Contessa
The level of trust you have to have in other people to walk around a Walmart barefoot is unfathomable. That seems like something you have to do after losing a bet rather than by choice. Unknown More
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Line ‘Em Up!
What? You think Old Saint Nick can stay up all night delivering packages to literally every boy and girl without some of that booger sugar to help? Unknown More
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You’re officially the worst human on Earth. Congratulations, I never want to see you again. Unknown More
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