Overly Prepared
Hazmat suit or not, Walmart is the last place I’m going if I’m trying to avoid Coronavirus. How many times did I warn all you Outbreak was going to happen? Hate being right. Unknown More
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in Featured Creature, Funny, RandomMy Corona
Too soon? Or is there ever an inappropriate time for a pun? Unknown More
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Girl’s Night
Girls Night Out seems to have changed a bit since I remember. Unknown More
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Two In One
Oh! Oh no! Please somebody for the love of God just kill it. Put it out of its misery. Unknown More
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The Pimpmobile
When you’re so good at pimpin’ you need to upgrade to that van life to transport all dem ladies. Unknown More
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Trump Thumper
Seriously, sometimes I think China & Russia have the right idea. If you just have a dictator then you don’t have to hear all the political bullshit every year. Think about what all you’d give up to not have to see political ads and political news. Just saying, it makes ya think a little. Unknown More
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The Mythical Unicorn
If you have money to waste on that stupid onesie then I can safely assume you’re not homeless. So now I just have to assume you can’t handle your liquor. But to be fair I haven’t met a unicorn that can. Unknown More
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Monty Python
Jake the Snake’s daughter out for some weekend errands. Unknown More
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The Naked Mile
We’re going streaking! We’re going up to the quad and through the gymnasium. Unknown More
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F*cking Nuts
That’s quite the expansive vocabulary you’ve got there. So much so, that it almost completely distracted me from you giant set of truck nuts. Although, shame on me for not knowing they were definitely there before even looking down. Unknown More
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