The Storage Bin
Oh good. Now I can act like I’ll need you and stick you in my attic for 50 years until I inevitably die and my kids have to go through you and figure out who gets what. Unknown More
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Off The Mark
This isn’t horseshoes bud. Close doesn’t cut it. You’re either protected or you’re not. Nobody is awarding points for effort here. Unknown More
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The Parking Lot Cone
Inanimate objects can’t get coronavirus. So who’s looking foolish now; you or the parking cone? Unknown More
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Social Distancing
Geez Bagel Boss, tone it down a bit. With those stubby arms someone could still get close enough to give you Coronavirus and not get swung on. Unknown More
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Cereal Killer
Just better hope Count Chocula doesn’t have the Rona. Unknown More
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No Glove, No Love
Sir, I’m not sure you quite understand the purpose of the glove in this situation. Like, it doesn’t count if you start out using a condom, but then take it off halfway through. The result are significantly different. Unknown More
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To The Moon
You know what, normally I’d bust balls, but it really does feel like we’re on a totally different planet right now, so proceed with your weirdness. West Virginia More
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Using His Noodle
You think scientists are the only ones working overtime right now? Redneck ingenuity doesn’t sleep my friend. As I always say, in a time of crisis the Busch Light always floats to the top of the cooler. Unknown More
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