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#Cancelled
Buddy, you aren’t Justin Trudeau, you aren’t going to get away with black face in 2020. Florida More
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This Little Piggy
Think we found the cover art for our People of Walmart album. Unknown More
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Brown Bag It
I was about to say something then realized if put to a vote, we’d all prefer the silent bag over her head instead of the shouting at us that usually occurs. Unknown More
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Unfortunately Shit-uation
Listen bub, it’s a shitty situation all around. Don’t make it worse. Unknown More
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Lookin’ Good
Looks like Jeffrey Tambor still thinks he’s acting in Transparent. Talk about a commitment to his craft. Unknown More
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Breakout Monkey
Trust me, you’ll feel a lot better once you get that monkey off your back. Unknown More
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Out Of This World
Ain’t no coronavirus on Mars bitches. Peace, I’m out!!! Unknown More
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F Trump People
Did Donald Trump personally do all that damage to your Honda or do you just live in a Red state and they don’t take too kindly to those words? Also, considering option 3 – you’re really bad at putting signs on your car and screwed up many many times before you perfected it like this. […] More
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Wobble, Wobble
Well kiddos, back in the day your momma decided to get after it in the club when the Wobble came on and there may have been some long term impact. Unknown More
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The Box A Penis Comes In
And just like that it makes sense why you can never get the package to ever go back into the box correctly after opening it. Unknown More
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Spread It On
Chaos seems like a weird name for you legs, but you do you lady. Unknown More
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