When wearing pants there are 2 nightmare scenarios that can play out. The old pants-slipping rip or the old pants-splattering shit. If I made you pick one you had to walk around Walmart with, which one would you select? Oklahoma More
Listen pal, sometimes playing it cool doesn’t work. There are some situations, like this one, where you should just high-tail it the hell out of there with your head low. Texas More
I don’t even know how that physically happens. This guy is just having one of those shitty days where everything goes wrong…pun completely intended. Indiana More
#SkidMarkRow #ShittyDay #MethWasABadIdea #MotleyCrude #Hashtags…Now it’s your turn people. Impress me. Best hashtag wins our new calendar and his underwear. Delaware More
This lady has a toilet paper tail and yet I somehow think she looks better than those idiots running around with fur tails on. So yeah, try that one on for size weird anime kids. Also, why hasn’t someone helped her out yet? I feel like that would be too big to miss for long. […] More
Well this is a first for us…the bloodshed, not the dangling kid you probably didn’t even notice. Maybe this actually was the Black Friday shopping directed by George RR Martin! Unknown More