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I don’t know what the hell is going on here, and quite frankly I’m too disgusted to even try to come up with something, so I’ll let you guys give me the low-down on what may have taken place. Because there HAS to be a good reason to be barefoot in a Walmart bathroom…right? Missouri More
There are sooo many things that are wrong with this situation that I need to take a few steps back and just kind of compose myself. Georgia More
I’m not quite sure if you accidentally got some TP stuck to your pants as you pulled them up or if you actually have an entire roll stuffed in the back there. That seems like a ton of TP! Canada More
That’s not the type of dip I serve with my chips so you can officially count this as my regrets to your BBQ. Ohio More
It looks less like you pooped your pans and more like you went down a slip-n-slide that was coated in poo. Nebraska More
I’m not exactly sure how you got poop on the back and the side of your shorts and not the middle. I mean, my dog will roll in poop and get it there, but hopefully you have a better reason. Missouri More
That’s not even a shart. You flat our shit your pants. It appears to have dribbling down your leg and discolored your socks. That’s actually impressive. Utah More
Shitty days are the worst. Nobody finds poopus eruptus funny…except every person besides the one it happened to. Ohio More
I don’t know much, but I do know that when you’ve got dookie rolling down your leg and into your shoe, there isn’t anything you could be in line to purchase that is more important then getting that taken care of. Gross bro. Pennsylvania More
Pooping: everybody does it….some are just better at it than others. Georgia More
I don’t even think alligator hunters are brave enough to enter those dangerous swamps! New York & Oklahoma More
Okay okay, everyone settle down, not all is lost. What we’ve got here are two problems that are each other’s solution. Let’s just ram these two together and everyone can shamefully try to talk away happy. West Virginia More
