A Fact Of Life
Sharts happen. It’s a fact of life. That’s my PSA for the day. Feel free to use that quote on your tombstone or something, just make sure you cite me. Maine More
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Better Safe Than Sorry
Because you would rather look like this than go bare ass on a Walmart toilet seat… Kentucky More
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Pooping Problems
I feel like I should walk over and take a dump on the floor so that entire roll of toilet paper hanging out of your pants doesn’t go to waste… Virginia More
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in Accidents?, Featured Creature, Funny, OhioDookie Stains
Sweetie, there are a few aisles I’d recommend you visit before picking out your rice and soups. Ohio More
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Soggy Bread
You ever get so into your music you forgot you had headphones on in public and just started jamming out and singing like a fool? Yeah, we’ve all been there. You ever been so into you music you went to the bathroom in the bread aisle? If so, you should probably stop listening to music. […] More
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Time To Freshen Up
I don’t think Chipotle-away is in that aisle. New York More
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WWIB: Poopy Pants
Nothing worse than some dookie ending up in a place it doesn’t belong. Unfortunately for them, that brings me to a new edition of Who Wears It Better: Poopus Eruptus Edition! New Jersey More
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#Underwearness
Not to sound like a total dick, but Depends is doing a huge viral marketing campaign to raise awareness for adult diapers. #Underwearness if you will. Texas More
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Skids In Your Skivvies
Sure accidents happen (although I will say they happen at Walmart a little too often) but showing them off is no accident. I refuse to believe you don’t know what you’ve got going on back there! North Dakota More
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Saving Some For Later
Ah yes, the embarrassing grab-n-go toilet paper situation. Am I the only one that is amazed at how long other people go without saying something to this lady? She clearly made it all the way to the front of the store with nobody saying a word. New York More
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