I was going to give this lady a bunch of crap but to be honest, this is kinda how I see all the Northern states right now so I’ll give her a pass. Massachusetts More
Do people honestly not feel that grimy, shoebox-type paper on their ass when they stand up? Just the thought of that texture on my sensitive booty is what keeps me up at night in terror. Oklahoma More
Some guys like thigh gaps, some guys like thigh pads? Wait, that doesn’t sound right. Nope, not at all. No guys like tampons in the thighs. Florida More
You ever put some headphones on and forget others can still hear your fart? I feel like this is the ultimate encapsulation of when that happens. Michigan More
What the literal f*ck is going on here? You just gonna piss all over the place like it’s cool with everyone? I hope you get a splinter in your coochie. California More
I suppose if walking around with TP stuck to your butt isn’t bad enough you can always go for the upgraded model and walk around with shitty TP stuck to your butt. That way you look and smell funny. Florida More