Off The Mark
Close but no shitgar? Unknown More
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Soaking Wet
Someone grab me a ‘Slippery When Wet’ sign please. We’ve got a major lawsuit just waiting right here. Missouri More
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The Pooper
If you thought your terrible boots would distract us from your shitstain, you were right. But only temporarily. Ohio More
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Yellow Sweat
Honestly, at this point I think sweatpants manufacturers should just design a piss stain right on the pants for all production moving forward. It will save a ton of time. Texas More
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Prepared For Anything
The lesser known and even more avoided member of the White Stripes. Unknown More
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Overly Excited
I am so excited that Friday is finally here that I just peed a little. Texas More
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Welcome To Target
Goat shit in Target? Have we hit a point where Walmart can no longer handle the capacity of crazy and it’s starting to spill over into other retailers?!?! Florida More
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Missed A Spot
As my favorite play by play man Bob Ueker so eloquently put in the movie Major League: “Juuuuust a bit outside.” Unknown More
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When You Gotta Go
You know, when you’re high on meth and imagine yourself in a nice, clean bathroom when in reality you are squatting in a Walmart parking lot. C’mon, we’ve all been there… Kentucky More
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Biscuits & Gravy
Your pants are so tight that they squeezed the poo out. That’s not good. You’re leaking. Virginia More
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The Remains
I’d say I’m surprised, but clearly you don’t care enough to change your jammie pants before you leave the house so why should I expect you to check yourself after a good dump. Pennsylvania More
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