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Follow Your Nose
If you want to solve the crime, follow the trail and it will lead you back to the asshole that did it. Unknown More
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Bombs Away
The brown bomber strikes again. We’ve all been there, the deadly assassin discriminates against no one. Unknown More
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Dirty Diaper Dandy
We all joke about it a lot but would anyone actually be opposed to some sort of testing that you have to pass before you can have kids? Unknown More
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in Accidents?, Animals, Funny, RandomReindeer Dookie
Santa’s reindeer left us all a little present! Unknown More
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in Accidents?, Featured Creature, Funny, Mississippi, Short Shorts/No Shorts/Underwear, Walmart FashionDookie Covered Drawers
Two things we can potentially learn here: (1) Don’t wrestle in white pants – OR – (2) If you dookie your white pants, go big time on it so it draws confusion and doubt. Mississippi More
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Poo Fashion
Honestly, with everything I’ve seen them do to jeans and pass off as “fashion” I wouldn’t be surprised if they are now coming pre-dookie stained. Georgia More
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The Milk Man
Does your body good, but not the company’s bottom line. Hit the road. Unknown More
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Turd Ferguson
Juuuuust a bit outside. Unknown More
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Oops I Pooped
How to quickly turn your problem into someone else’s problem. Rhode Island More
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Have Kids They Said
Here’s what they don’t show you in those quote inspirational parenting quotes you see on Facebook. Unknown More
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Slip & Slide
Caution: Don’t slip on shit. Literally. Oklahoma More
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