Coon For Poon
To be fair, this is exactly who I’d expect to be carrying a raccoon around Walmart in the middle of the day. Unknown More
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Ass Eating Season
Nom nom nom nom. It’s booty eating season and someone came into camp ready to play! Unknown More
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The Intimates Section
Ohhhh my type of lady. Freak in the streets and in the sheets. Unknown More
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The Dig Is On
You’re like people heading out west to find gold now in 2018. You ain’t digging up anything good there darlin’. Unknown More
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Smoke ‘Em If Ya Got ‘Em
On Throwback Thursday you’re allowed to smoke everywhere like its the 50’s again. Thats why I schedule all my flights for Thursday. Unknown More
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The Target
Umm, why hasn’t Target security come up and escorted you back to Walmart yet? Unknown More
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Dookie Stains
Ok let’s just say accidents happen. We’ve all been tempted to eat at Golden Corral thanks to Jeff Foxworthy. But why are you gonna keep running errands after you poop yourself? Go home with your shame and clean up. Unknown More
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Sweet Baby Ray
Over time crack definitely takes it’s toll on your complexion. Very saggy and old looking skin. Unknown More
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Washington’s Finest
That’s some serious fandom right there. You’d look ridiculous even if the Redskins were actually good. Virginia More
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Overnight Growth
Do you have anything that actually fits? I mean, even your feet aren’t able to get in the whole way! Unknown More
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