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Reindeer Door
Rudolph the red-assed reindeer. Unknown More
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Quttin’ Time
Santa, come on dude! Get it together. You work one day a year. This is crunch time. Vacation mode starts Dec 26th. Florida More
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Candy Is Dandy
Hot take: Candy canes are to Christmas as candy corn is to Halloween. Embrace debate. Illinois More
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Hakuna Matata
It’s like the rising sun over the desert. #LionKing2019 Pennsylvania More
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in Featured Creature, Funny, Products, RandomThe Evidence
You’re about as good at hiding evidence as my kids. Next time try something that isn’t see-through. Unknown More
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in Featured Creature, Funny, Products, RandomPimple Pete
Man, I’m definitely starting to see how you turn into a grumpy old guy. “Back in my day games had some class and decency to them!!!” Unknown More
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in Featured Creature, Funny, RandomNo Games
To quote the wise and poetic Backstreet Boys – “Quit playing games with my heart.” So true. So true. Unknown More
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Christmas In Boston
Shoutout to the Boston Bruins for getting in a little Walmart Christmas shopping for the kids. Just a heads up to the kid that gets gifts from Brad Marchand, you may want to Lysol them before you play with them. He probably licked it. Massachusetts More
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The Sports Bra
I’m not even sure how you poke fun at a dude wearing a sports bra. Usually that’s like the go-to joke for overweight guys. This dude just leaned into it and took all the fun away. Unknown More
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