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Let’s Tailgate
For real, I think we should tailgate more activities. Most of the time they’re more fun than whatever crap you’re going to so I fully support this. It would make any Walmart trip I have to take a whole lot more bearable. Unknown More
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The ‘Boys Are Back
How I picture every Cowboy fan staggering out of the stadium after their playoff win this past weekend. Utah More
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Fleshing Out
How many examples of flesh-colored leggings do we all need to see before we realize they should all be burned? It’s not good, it will never be good and nobody is arguing the other side to that. Unknown More
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Gypsy Tears
I’d say something but I’ve seen Snatch enough times to know I’m not messing with gypsies. I’m not about to start trouble there. Unknown More
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In The Shitter
Okay Uber calm down. We don’t need mobile delivery for everything we have and do in life. Unknown More
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Just Because You Can…
I suppose when you have a Maserati you can do whatever you please to it. Like cover it in gold and suede as if it’s a purse that belongs to a loud-mouthed Italian broad in New Jersey. Unknown More
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That’s What’s Up, Doc
Back in my day we had to wait for funny t-shirt companies to put our cartoon characters in sex scenes. We didn’t have all this fancy new internet technology that let us watch random lovable cartoon characters perform heinous sexual acts on each other at the click of a button. Unknown More
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Always Tails
Real talk, that’s gotta tickle and itch right? Like how annoying would waking around with that random touch on the back of your thigh all day be? Ughhh. Unknown More
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Smoked Turkey
Pumpkin-spiced baby? Probably more of a smoky taste than I wanted, but ’tis the season. Unknown More
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