luke
More stories
-
-
You’re A Mean One
What could you possibly do or achieve in life to get this lady so happy that it would remove the pissed off look of her eyebrows? I don’t think that level is attainable. Unknown More
-
Popcorn Party
You think a guy with that mullet is gonna wait until he gets home to open up the tri-flavored popcorn tin? Yeah right brother, this guy never waits for a party. Unknown More
-
Respawning Point
This would be how I would respawn if I were in a video game. Like ahhh f*ck it, might as well get my shopping done while I’m here. You guys save the world. Unknown More
-
Over-whale-ming
Get amped. Get your harpoon. Ohhhh whale tail season is back!!! Unknown More
-
Today’s Women
Ma’am, I’m gonna need you to go see my friend Al Bundy over at Gary’s Shoes and Accessories for Today’s Women. He’ll take excellent care of you and tell you exactly what you need to hear. Unknown More
-
Ready To Ride
Ah yes, nothing says “sexy” like you flashing your titties on my kid’s birthday present. Unknown More
-
Cheeky Bastard
And people are surprised pictures of Bigfoot are blurry? This person was just trying to get a sneaky cheeky picture and could barely keep still. Oklahoma More
-
Burn One Down
This was considered very fashionable at one point….key word there is “was”. Unknown More
-
Blatantly Rude
Like Jesus Jesus or just some guy you know named Jesus? Rude either way, just curious. Unknown More
-
-
Hanes On You
Always good to know someone’s having a worse day than you are! Unknown More
-
-
in Featured Creature, Funny, RandomBy The Eggs
“Listen pal, Santa shortchanged me this year and I’m not gonna allow that to happen 2 holidays in a row! Got it?” Unknown More
-
Load More
Congratulations. You've reached the end of the internet.
