Doggy Day Care
Shoutout to whoever decided to make it a staple to put a giant roll of hand wipes by the carts. Unknown More
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Made of Muppets
When you’re trying to be the toughest dude on Sesame Street. Unknown More
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Fake Ass Elton John
I’m just saying, if you aren’t putting out bangers like Rocket Man and Tiny Dancer, you can’t just dress up like this dude. Unknown More
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The Sprout
Okay sweetie what style you wanna go with? – You ever see a turnip growing? Mmmmm hmmmmm I got you. Unknown More
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Bring On The Boobies
It’s Mardi Gras time and my man is ready to see lots of boobies with those 20 cent beads. Unknown More
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PETA’s Worst Nightmare
Miss, what’s your stance on animal print? Oh, you literally stand on it, by it and in it? Gotcha. Noted. Unknown More
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#Poundtown
“What’s that girl? Hashtag? Nah, in my day this is the pound sign.” Virginia More
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Quality T-Shirt
Glad we cleared that up. I was getting confused and didn’t know how to address you in public. I’ll go with Mr. Drugs and Thugs until you tell me to be less formal and drop the Mr. part. Unknown More
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in Featured Creature, Funny, Short Shorts/No Shorts/Underwear, Walmart Fashion, Who Wears It Better?WWIB: Exploding Jeans
Lets discuss unnecessary and unflattering holes in jeans. Personally I think holes at all are stupid but if you want to have some tiny ones for aesthetic design purposes, go for it. But when your pant legs look like they were used to jump on a live grenade it moves into the ridiculous stage. Rant […] More
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in Featured Creature, Funny, RandomTV Timeout
Yo I feel ya. Walmarts are too big these days. Especially the super Walmart stores. So you go ahead and cop a squat, take 5 and get back at those savings when you’re ready! Unknown More
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