Hey Slugger
Bud, you gotta know the whole thing is just hanging out there. That weird tingling sensation you feel isn’t a weird premonition about baseball bats, it’s the breeze on your butthole. Unknown More
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in Funny, Walmart FashionBarefoot Bandits
Any parent would go barefoot so their kid could have on….dammit! Ain’t nobody got shoes on in this damn scenario! Put something on so every cart wheel in the store ins’t covered in your foot fungus. Unknown More
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Redneck Butterfly
The rebel butterfly doesn’t really come from a cocoon per se, but more like a caved in Faygo can that was used as a bowl to smoke weed. Unknown More
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Chain Chain Chain
Boy is this dude lucky. I was just about to slay him with my sword but alas my plan is foiled again. Unknown More
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Black & Yellow
Where are you hiding with that camo? A Steelers game maybe? Unknown More
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Somewhere…
Do people not just drive their cars anymore. Like get in, turn the key, get from point A to point B? That’s not how it’s done in rainbow bunny land? Unknown More
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Perfect Pair
If separated, those two would look very odd, yet somehow together it just seems like a natural fit. Unknown More
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Line ‘Em Up
Lines will be longer than the checkout lines at Walmart I’m sure. Unknown More
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It’s Aliiiiive!
Looks like Frankenstein’s monster got his driver’s license. Unknown More
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Fresh Paint Job
On this edition of Redneck Pimp My Ride we check in on Jeb’s fresh new paint job. Unknown More
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