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Point: Nazi tattoos look like shit and make you look like a total piece of shit, so you probably shouldn’t get one. Counterpoint: Nazi tattoos help everyone else easily identify people as the total pieces of shit they are, so if you’re thinking about getting one you should because it will help us know you’re […] More
Uh-uh, I want that purple stuff. Unknown More
Just getting a head start on the rest of their lives where grocery shopping counts as date night. Unknown More
Typical villain. Ultimately undone by their own cockiness. Just fly under the radar and don’t explain you’re entire evil plan to the person trying to stop you when you have them in a vulnerable position. Unknown More
Everyone knows open bro shoes are the hot look of summer ’19. Unknown More
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You step on that crack you’re breaking every momma’s back! Unknown More
Boy I hope you wrote the movie Madagascar or something because I can’t think of any other reason to have a lemur on your hat. Unknown More
That’s not even a concealed carry. That’s a straight up “I’m looking to get into a duel” carry. Unknown More
Quick glimpse into the luck I have with every Uber I call. Unknown More
Bottom biscuit season is back and in full effect. Unknown More
