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As a white guy, should I be offended? I’m not, but should I be? It is 2019, everything is pretty offensive these days. But in reality all I thought about was finding a catcher with the last name of cheese for this guy to play ball with. Unknown More
Sad to report that truck has never been able to leave that spot…cause the guy just can’t pull out. Unknown More
Meet Ron. Absentee Step-Father of Dragons. Montana More
Pretty sure my man just sat on a tub of whey and uses his cheeks to pop that can like Popeye does spinach right into his protein hole. Unknown More
Nobody ever talks about the upside of drugs. “Sleep wherever you want” for instance, might be a selling point. Unknown More
I’m sure his parents were pumped to find out his life dream was to be an anime cartoon character. Got a feeling those games of catch in the yard with Dad were something to see. Unknown More
Holy shit. Pray for the guy who dates this girl and gets “the look”. That shit would knock down an office building. Unknown More
100 some degrees out there this week, you think she gives a damn about some titty or belly sweat getting on your produce? Unknown More
Everyone in Winter: “Im over this cold snow BS.” Everyone now in Summer: “Are these mountains every gonna turn blue?!?!” Unknown More
Lookin’ line Big Bird’s side piece. Unknown More
