Wish I could have been there for that…Not the fucking dogs part, but where you went to a print shop to show them your idea for the shirt you needed to make. Unknown More
At least you know everyone is staring at your car. Probably saved yourself a ton of time just writing “hello” on there so you don’t have to do that weird awkward wave as you acknowledge each person driving past you with a confused look on their face. Unknown More
Picking out some nice meats and cheeses for the Shart-tooteire board? Thanks for wearing a mask though, I feel like I won’t get any germs from you now. Arkansas More
Listen pal, I wouldn’t worry so much about putting your body into ketosis as much as I would worry about the oxygen deprivation there bubble boy. Unknown More
Whatever, it’s 2020. You do you my man. Go celebrate Cinco de August. In fact, count me in. I could go for a whole mess of nachos right now. Unknown More