Playing Ketchup
For a quick minute there I thought you had those tiny balloons sticking in your crazy hair. But now that they’re not, I’m disappointed and you’re just left looking like you love that tomato life. Unknown More
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Heroin Hero
Can’t say I condone violence, but let’s just say if I had to pick between your crazy ass shooting up Walmart or a theater or something like that oooorrrrr a bunch of heroin dealers…it would be an easy pick. Unknown More
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Half-Assed
Be grateful it’s not Halloween yet so we only got a half moon. Unknown More
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Wake Up Meow
Friendly reminder to not let strays like this into you home. Unknown More
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Taking A Trip To Clowntown
Can we pick another weird profession to make scary? I’m sick of scary clowns. How about magicians? Or like, murderous lawyers? I don’t care, just be creative. Unknown More
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Bugs’ Backhand
Because there is nothing anyone enjoys more than seeing their childhood sexualized. Awesome decisions like that really make me understand why you have a ponytail. Unknown More
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Let’s Talk About Sex
I doubt there is scientific research but I have to assume there is a direct correlation between a lack of sex and the amount of stick figures banging on your car that you have. Unknown More
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She Must Work Out
Just cram ’em on up your b-hole and get to whatever insane workout regime it looks like you’ve got planned. Unknown More
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Mini Pride Parade
Wear it loud, wear it proud. Even when you mom won’t let you put on your lion costume and go shopping at Walmart. Unknown More
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Anti-Vaxer
I mean, it sounds possible that thousands of doctors and scientists are all in on the same scheme to screw up your child. Lord knows it’s not your fault. Also, lets go ahead and assume you’re right. Would that actually be the greatest lie ever told? I’m not sure it is. Just saying, lots of […] More
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in Featured Creature, Funny, NewsIn The News: Flicking The Bean
Oh, so now it’s illegal to feverishly flick your bean in a Walmart parking lot? Ughhh, PC society is getting out of hand. Read the story at SebastianDaily.com here » More
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