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Into The Abyss
Gonna need a headlamp, some bungee cords and a weapon before you even think about traversing that cavern. Unknown More
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Follow Your Nose
If you want to solve the crime, follow the trail and it will lead you back to the asshole that did it. Unknown More
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Same Cheeks
New Year, New Me. And by that I mean, new year, same buttcheeks poppin’ out. Unknown More
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We Bleed Orange
Raise your hand if you’re shocked that the Ghost of Agent Orange lives in Florida… Florida More
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Whiney Little B
Well shit, with solid argument foundations like this one, I’m not sure why we even need to elect politicians. Get this man in the Senate right now. Unknown More
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Toweling Off
Maybe she just got hit with the Gatorade shower after a big game. I don’t know, seems plausible. But really, any reason would seem to make sense here in the land where nothing makes sense. Unknown More
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I Touch My Elf
Yoooo, when Santa’s elves go into vacation mode, they really go into vacation mode! Unknown More
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White Whale
Ahhh yes, here we find a rare male whale tail in the wild. While becoming less and less scarce, it’s still a peculiar species to see. Unknown More
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