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Too. Damn. Easy.
Bud, you think 1997 Ford Explorers just grow on tress? Wrong, you need wads of cash to ball out like this. Get in on the secret now!!! Unknown More
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Gettin’ Skunked
Have you ever been walking around Walmart and you hit that weird smell? Like, is it roadkill? Is it just human body odor? Probably both. Arkansas More
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Cake Vs. Biscuits
I believe the youngins out there refer to this as “cake” now. Although I still stand by bottom-biscuits as the superior baked nomenclature. Unknown More
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Well that seams doubly obvius rite now. Unknown More
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Thin To Thick
Somebody go get Sir-Mix-Alot. He’s gonna freak the F out. Unknown More
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Crack Time
Twilight Part 6: Super Blood Moon Unknown More
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Like They Do On The Discovery Channel
Any ladies out there looking for a real animal in the sack? Unknown More
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Diaper Baby
Never did I once think in my life I’d say the words “At least he put a diaper on that monkey.” Seriously though, why are you like this? Unknown More
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Resting Station
Sometimes you just need to flop it down and give it a little rest. I totally get it. We all have those days. Unknown More
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The Jeankini
When hoe is life, but you still need groceries to sustain said life. Unknown More