Along For The Ride
Geez. Toys R Us Geoffrey just doesn’t know what to do with himself. Don’t torture yourself by checking in on your more successful friend. That will just make you more depressed buddy. Unknown More
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Pretty Pete
I feel pretty Oh, so pretty I feel pretty and witty and bright! And I pity Any girl who isn’t me tonight. Unknown More
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Meaty Legend
Maybe this is the Walmart version of Santa, where he just sits in the meat section and passes out Johnsonville brats to any kid that sits on his lap. Unknown More
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Locally Hated
Boy, I knew the Milf Hunter was big time in the porn industry but I didn’t know they started franchising their brand. Bold business move, but I think it will pay off. Unknown More
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Chocolate Ice Cream Cone
Freezer section is one bold choice to stand by dressed like that my man. Unknown More
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Year Of The Rat
Haven’t you heard? It’s the year of the rat. Get with it people. Unknown More
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Bubble Boy
This new generation of parents, am I right? Unknown More
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Without A Cause
Listen pal, ditch the wallet and hat. With that tail, we all know you’re a rebel. Unknown More
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