No Glove, No Love
Sir, I’m not sure you quite understand the purpose of the glove in this situation. Like, it doesn’t count if you start out using a condom, but then take it off halfway through. The result are significantly different. Unknown More
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To The Moon
You know what, normally I’d bust balls, but it really does feel like we’re on a totally different planet right now, so proceed with your weirdness. West Virginia More
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Using His Noodle
You think scientists are the only ones working overtime right now? Redneck ingenuity doesn’t sleep my friend. As I always say, in a time of crisis the Busch Light always floats to the top of the cooler. Unknown More
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Down Under
I’m not a CDC expert by any means, but aren’t you still just breathing in the same air as you would be without the scuba mask? Basically just a more foolish way to look as you get infected I’m thinking. Unknown More
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Holy Diver
Heading to the only place left on Earth that’s safe. Down where it’s better, down where it’s wetter, under the sea! Unknown More
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Crockin’ Out
Remind me to write Paddywagon and let him know he let his property go to shit. Unknown More
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Maxi Protection
How much Coronavirus protection you want hunny? Regular or Super Max Flow? Unknown More
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Digging Deep
No better time to check the oil than when you’re getting gas. Unknown More
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Holding On Tight
Listen my adorable little Generation Z kid. One day you’ll learn if you treat them right you don’t have to hold onto them so they don’t run away. Unknown More
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In The Back Door
Y’all so worried about covering up your face and washing your hands you forgot to see if the backdoor was locked. Nope, Coronavirus sneaking right in on ya! Unknown More
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I Am Your Father
Everyone sounds like Darth Vader with those surgical masks on, might as well look the part too right? Unknown More
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Vader Time
Personally I think Spaceballs would have been a better tailgate theme, but whatever, I’m not gonna argue with someone obsessed with bad guys. Virginia More
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