I’m A Big Kid Now
Sir, I can tell you from first-hand experience, those things are definitely not as leak proof as you might think. Unknown More
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Give Me All Your Toilet Paper
How great is it for armed robbers right now? Never been easier. Unknown More
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The Quarantine Emoji
Yeah, I’m pretty sure that’s doing absolutely nothing for you since it’s got mesh for breathing but at least you now look like how we’re all feeling right now! Unknown More
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The Storage Bin
Oh good. Now I can act like I’ll need you and stick you in my attic for 50 years until I inevitably die and my kids have to go through you and figure out who gets what. Unknown More
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Off The Mark
This isn’t horseshoes bud. Close doesn’t cut it. You’re either protected or you’re not. Nobody is awarding points for effort here. Unknown More
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The Parking Lot Cone
Inanimate objects can’t get coronavirus. So who’s looking foolish now; you or the parking cone? Unknown More
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Social Distancing
Geez Bagel Boss, tone it down a bit. With those stubby arms someone could still get close enough to give you Coronavirus and not get swung on. Unknown More
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Cereal Killer
Just better hope Count Chocula doesn’t have the Rona. Unknown More
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