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#TrumpSocks
Looks like the only police you don’t respect are the fashion-police. Unknown More
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X It Out
You see it’s all good because they spelled it Fxck instead of Fuck. That’s the big difference people. Because there is an X instead of the U, people won’t be able to read that it says fuck. That’s a little design trick for all you wannabe badasses out there who want to throw the middle […] More
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Tuck It In
Maybe that’s what those little tiny front pockets are for in jeans. All this time nobody even thought about tucking their beaver pelt hair into it and the answer was right in front of our faces. Well, behind us actually, but you know what I mean. Unknown More
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#Cancelled
Buddy, you aren’t Justin Trudeau, you aren’t going to get away with black face in 2020. Florida More
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This Little Piggy
Think we found the cover art for our People of Walmart album. Unknown More
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Brown Bag It
I was about to say something then realized if put to a vote, we’d all prefer the silent bag over her head instead of the shouting at us that usually occurs. Unknown More
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Unfortunately Shit-uation
Listen bub, it’s a shitty situation all around. Don’t make it worse. Unknown More
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Lookin’ Good
Looks like Jeffrey Tambor still thinks he’s acting in Transparent. Talk about a commitment to his craft. Unknown More
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Breakout Monkey
Trust me, you’ll feel a lot better once you get that monkey off your back. Unknown More
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Out Of This World
Ain’t no coronavirus on Mars bitches. Peace, I’m out!!! Unknown More
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F Trump People
Did Donald Trump personally do all that damage to your Honda or do you just live in a Red state and they don’t take too kindly to those words? Also, considering option 3 – you’re really bad at putting signs on your car and screwed up many many times before you perfected it like this. […] More
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