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    I.D. Please

    I was working the 3rd shift at my local Walmart, it was 11pm and I was cashiering due to long lines. A younger couple in their teens came up to my register and wanted to purchase some age restricted movies so I asked for some ID. The younger male did not have his ID with him […] More

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    You Guys Want Some Cookies?

    I pulled into the local Wal-Mart over the weekend and saw something that I had to pass on. The Girl Scouts were out front selling cookies, approaching customers as they exited the store. Two little girls, about 8 years old go bouncing up to this old woman in one of those electric scooter/shopping cart things. […] More

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    Bragging Rights

    I had made a Walmart run at 10:30 pm, since it’s the only store still open and I was in desperate need of some staple items. While standing in line at the checkout, I overheard the conversation of three punk teenagers buying a new stereo. They were discussing noteworthy arrests among themselves and their friends, […] More

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    Status Update

    It is not romantic to post love/marriage fantasies on a public Facebook profile of your bride to be. Especially when the fantasies take place at Walmart. Here is the post: As we were holding hands and walking through Walmart tonight, I realized that I’ll be walking through Walmart with you for the rest of my […] More

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    You Know You Want Me

    I was in our local Walmart today in Valparaiso, Indiana. I was with my mother and my 12 year old daughter. We were all very tired from our spring break outting and was in the store picking up a few needed items. The store was very busy as it was a Friday early afternoon. A […] More

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    Oil Me Up

    I’ve had the displeasure of working as a mechanic for the Wal-Mart Tire and Lube Express (TLE) attached to our local Wal-Mart for about a year now. Yesterday, this 40-something year old lady came in driving a 2009 Nissan Altima, beautiful car, very nice, 32k miles, pretty much brand new. Trouble is, I heard the […] More

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    Fish On A Dish

    A woman came into the store and stopped at the service desk to return…a fish. She had her hand wrapped in gauze and complained to the service desk employee that she demanded a refund because the fish “bit her”, and as a result, had to go to the hospital. A manager was called to verify […] More

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    Quite Alarming

    I found myself in need of some necessities about 3 or 4 days after having my baby. I was breast-feeding her, so really didn’t want to be gone too long. She’s also my first child (and only one), and I had little family support, so I was understandably a nervous mama. I ended up in […] More

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    Cheddar Bob/Plaxico Burress

    As I was just about to go to the checkout lane at my local Wal-Mart when I heard some yelling. I hurried to the front to see what was going on. A large group of gangsta wannabes (mind you it’s NH so yes they were all white kids between 16 and 20) arguing. The argument […] More

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    SBD

    My aunt was looking for vitamin C in the pharmaceutical section of Wal-Mart. I was in the same area, just kind of wandering around while she got what she wanted. All of a sudden I heard someone cut the cheese, REALLY LOUDLY. I’m trying not to laugh really loudly, and just then my aunt comes […] More

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    It Makes My Dookie Twinkle

    recentley in the Walmart in Garden City, Idaho (It is a a city surrounded by Boise on all sides, filled with meth labs, trailor parks, pawn shops, liquor stores, and a dozen tattoo parlors titled “Tattoo”.) I was running in to buy some plain white T-shirts for work and apparentley stumbled to close to the […] More

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    Drinking & Driving

    A couple of years back I was walking through a local Wal-Mart in South Florida with some friends. This was a Super Wal-Mart so they had clothes, food, electronics, all that jazz. As we are walking down the hallways we can’t help but notice something coming towards us. At this point we were walking through […] More

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