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Mullet Love
These my friends, are known as power mullets. It’s origins date back to the World Strongest Man competitions circa 1991. These mullets have been know to dead lift Camaros on their own. Florida & South Carolina More
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A Little Off The Top Please
There are over 620,000 words in the English language and yet somehow none of them do this ANY justice. New Jersey More
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in Iowa, Mullets/TailsAchy Breaky Heart
FYI: Real women don’t take hair styling techniques from old Billy Ray Cyrus album covers. Iowa More
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The Mullet’s Stepsister
Ahhh yes, the rare asexual female rat tail. Although rare, unfortunately they are not yet extinct. Virginia More
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in Mullets/Tails, TexasGo With The Flow
Now kids, much like how you can determine a tree’s age by its rings, you can also judge the level of “party” in a person by the length of the mullet. Write that down. Texas More
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Life’s A Garden…Dig It!
The flannel and chest tattoo just take that two-toned mullet combo to a whole ‘nother level. Georgia More
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If You Got It…
When you know you got it, you can’t even try hiding it. It’s as if a golden retriever was transformed into a glorious man! Virginia More
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in Mullets/Tails, New Jersey, Walmart FashionGit ‘Er Done!
Oh yeah, what all did you “get done” today? Did you somehow manage to drop your kids off at your sisters and go pick up that pack of menthols? New Jersey More
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in Florida, Mullets/TailsIt’s All Right
Bringing a picture of the girl from Napoleon Dynamite to your hairdresser is never a good idea. Remember that ladies. Florida More
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How ‘Bout You Sideburns?
Oh, it’s so violent and angry!! It looks like everything is trying to get as far away from the top of his head as possible. Texas More
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in Missouri, Mullets/TailsMind Of Its Own
AAAAAGHHH! Oh man, that thing scared the sh*t out of me! Are you serious with that that?! Holy…I don’t even…with that tank top…are you kidding me? And it’s all wavy! Oh man….wow. Missouri More
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“Create Your Own” Contest
NEW CONTEST: Create your own caption in the comment section. Best caption wins a pair of shorts courtesy of DavidShorts.com! Have Fun! Georgia More