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    Who Flung Poo?

    She is probably trying to convince the nice elderly woman that the little ball of sh*t that was thrown at her face must have come from some other monkey, because little Kiki wouldn’t do such a thing. Oklahoma More

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    Did You Bring Me A Monkey?

    Should we be thanking him for keeping outbreak over there on such a heavy-duty chain, or should we call someone to come and do something? I feel the latter is more appropriate. Unknown More