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This past Christmas I was next in line to check out when the little boy in the seat of the cart started screaming he wanted a candy bar. He looked to be around 3-4 years old. He kept getting louder and louder and all his mom kept telling him was to be quiet and hush […] More

About two years ago in Pittsburgh I was in the electronics section when I noticed a lady wanting to buy an iPod. At that time, the classic iPods that play video were fairly knew. After an employee came over she began asking questions about it. When I heard her say “We have a VCR player […] More

So, I’m working 3rd shift at my local WalMart, stuck greeting, when this drunk guy wanders in off the parking lot. At this point his pants are falling down and he’s asking where the bathroom is, I point in that direction and he starts walking. At the same time a cashier is walking towards him, […] More

I worked in the Garden Center at my local Wal-Mart for a few months. When I opened one morning there was this older lady who came in right when I was opening up. She was wearing somthing really bright colored, too much makeup and had a really dark fake tan. It was like she was […] More

I worked at Wal-Mart in 1995 for a couple months just to have a summer job. I worked in Sporting goods in Northern Arizona. Lakeside to be exact. In that short amount of time, believe me, I saw horrible things, daily in fact women changing babys in the changing rooms, splatting the sit-filled diapers anywhere […] More

I was working at the greatest store on the planet (ha!) as a cashier when a woman I’ve had before came into my line. Every single time she comes into the store, she has a full cart of price matches and price adjustments “from a manager.” Because of her, I’ve gotten in trouble in the […] More

A number of years ago, I was a Customer Service Manager in a small local Wal-mart. Finding time to get a break or lunch was difficult most days and I always made sure the cashiers got theirs first. One afternoon, I had about 20 minutes to go the lounge and try to have lunch. The […] More

My first job was as a cashier at the (then newly built) Wal-Mart in my hometown. I was 17 years old at the time and working the express, 20 items or less check-out when a gigantic woman got in my line. This lady had to have weighed at least 400lbs, but that’s not even the […] More

I was shopping in a Walmart in Kansas while away from home, I saw a very unattractive couple with an older parent. The younger guy was fairly overweight with a mullett, what I assume was his wife was also fairly young and overweight, and the mother didn’t have her false teeth in, they looked like […] More

I used to work part-time in the photo lab at my local Walmart while going to college. We were instructed not to print any photos containing nudity, or obscene activities. Being a small college town and having the cheapest and best 1 hour processing, we would get the usual, “let’s mess with the first guy […] More

A few years ago I was doing a little shopping at the local Wal-Mart (which happens to be the busiest in our Metro area). I try to avoid Wal-Mart at all costs, but sometimes you have no choice but to stop in and fight the crowds. Now if there’s anything I try to avoid MORE […] More

So I was at work tonight and I went into the mens restroom stall and I paused, something black with a cord attached to it was hanging on the seat. A co-worker was in there also and I asked him what the hell it was?. He fished it out of it with the side of […] More