funny story

I found myself in need of some necessities about 3 or 4 days after having my baby. I was breast-feeding her, so really didn’t want to be gone too long. She’s also my first child (and only one), and I had little family support, so I was understandably a nervous mama. I ended up in […] More

As I was just about to go to the checkout lane at my local Wal-Mart when I heard some yelling. I hurried to the front to see what was going on. A large group of gangsta wannabes (mind you it’s NH so yes they were all white kids between 16 and 20) arguing. The argument […] More

My aunt was looking for vitamin C in the pharmaceutical section of Wal-Mart. I was in the same area, just kind of wandering around while she got what she wanted. All of a sudden I heard someone cut the cheese, REALLY LOUDLY. I’m trying not to laugh really loudly, and just then my aunt comes […] More

recentley in the Walmart in Garden City, Idaho (It is a a city surrounded by Boise on all sides, filled with meth labs, trailor parks, pawn shops, liquor stores, and a dozen tattoo parlors titled “Tattoo”.) I was running in to buy some plain white T-shirts for work and apparentley stumbled to close to the […] More

A couple of years back I was walking through a local Wal-Mart in South Florida with some friends. This was a Super Wal-Mart so they had clothes, food, electronics, all that jazz. As we are walking down the hallways we can’t help but notice something coming towards us. At this point we were walking through […] More

While I was 19 years old, CSMing one night, I heard a commotion by the front restrooms. I mosied my way up there, to see 2 young college aged girls, one obviously very upset, the other comforting her friend. I didn’t pay much attention, and kept on to give them their “privacy” in the middle […] More

As my husband, our good friends and I were leaving Walmart one night my husband spots what he thinks is a wad of dollar bills on the ground. He picks it up only to discover it is $1 wrapped around a piece of poo. Freaked out he drops the money and we look around for […] More

My aunt and I were making our way to the front doors of Wal Mart when we noticed a white SUV circle the lot several times. We tried to hurry and go in, but he was driving slowly in the fireline blocking our way. He had his window down and was staring at us with […] More

In line behind me at checkout, a woman was talking on her cell about her court ordered DWI class. She was asking the person on the other end of the call if they knew if you had to provide a urine sample at the classes or just use a breathalizer. Aparantly the answer was breathalizer, […] More

Last September during one of my weekly pilgrimages to Walmart I couldn’t help but notice that the older lady in line behind me had an entire shopping cart filled with nothing except vegetable oil. 48 oz. bottles, front to back, side to side , two layers deep. Never being one to let common courtesy get […] More

I used to be a cashier at a Walmart, and during my first week, a customer approached my line with a lot of produce. He asked me to double bag his produce, which I was happy to do. He then got angry at me and said “Next time someone tells you to double bag, make […] More

My aunt was looking for vitamin C in the pharmaceutical section of Wal-Mart. I was in the same area, just kind of wandering around while she got what she wanted. All of a sudden I heard someone cut the cheese, REALLY LOUDLY. I’m trying not to laugh really loudly, and just then my aunt comes […] More