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    Strung Out

    Reading the previous story about the guy from the photo lab brought up one of my own funny memories from my photo-lab days, so I thought I’d share… We were super busy, so we had the machine on Auto Print for everything. (That basically means that you just feed the film into the machine and […] More

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    Below The Belt

    About a week ago my husband and I had to go into the local Walmart to pick up a few items.  Now, being that I have several facial piercings, I’ve learned to just ignore a lot of what people say and do when they notice me. Really, it’s just ignorant droll, from a lot of […] More

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    Helpful Advice

    One day while working at Walmart, I heard a page for help at the fish deptartment. I know how to catch the fish so I went to help.  It was a couple of girls. One had some birthday money and was trying to pick out some fish and the other is apparently her friend.  When […] More

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    Does A Body Good

    One day probably 4 or 5 years ago, my Dad asked me to take a trip to Walmart with him so I could help get some stuff for the house. It wasn’t a big deal, so I just decided to go with him. Luckily for me, it turned out to be pretty memorable. So, we […] More

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    Walk With A Waddle

    I’m a petite brunette who has a tall thin boyfriend. We had gone our separate ways in Walmart wanting to make the trip in and out quicker. My tummy was upset from the night before of Mexican food and margaritas. As I cruised the aisles getting this and that, I felt a fart coming on. […] More

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    I.D. Please

    I was working the 3rd shift at my local Walmart, it was 11pm and I was cashiering due to long lines. A younger couple in their teens came up to my register and wanted to purchase some age restricted movies so I asked for some ID. The younger male did not have his ID with him […] More

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    You Guys Want Some Cookies?

    I pulled into the local Wal-Mart over the weekend and saw something that I had to pass on. The Girl Scouts were out front selling cookies, approaching customers as they exited the store. Two little girls, about 8 years old go bouncing up to this old woman in one of those electric scooter/shopping cart things. […] More

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    Bragging Rights

    I had made a Walmart run at 10:30 pm, since it’s the only store still open and I was in desperate need of some staple items. While standing in line at the checkout, I overheard the conversation of three punk teenagers buying a new stereo. They were discussing noteworthy arrests among themselves and their friends, […] More

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    Status Update

    It is not romantic to post love/marriage fantasies on a public Facebook profile of your bride to be. Especially when the fantasies take place at Walmart. Here is the post: As we were holding hands and walking through Walmart tonight, I realized that I’ll be walking through Walmart with you for the rest of my […] More

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    You Know You Want Me

    I was in our local Walmart today in Valparaiso, Indiana. I was with my mother and my 12 year old daughter. We were all very tired from our spring break outting and was in the store picking up a few needed items. The store was very busy as it was a Friday early afternoon. A […] More

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    Oil Me Up

    I’ve had the displeasure of working as a mechanic for the Wal-Mart Tire and Lube Express (TLE) attached to our local Wal-Mart for about a year now. Yesterday, this 40-something year old lady came in driving a 2009 Nissan Altima, beautiful car, very nice, 32k miles, pretty much brand new. Trouble is, I heard the […] More

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    Fish On A Dish

    A woman came into the store and stopped at the service desk to return…a fish. She had her hand wrapped in gauze and complained to the service desk employee that she demanded a refund because the fish “bit her”, and as a result, had to go to the hospital. A manager was called to verify […] More

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