funny story

Many years ago, I worked at a small town Walmart. A lady came to the service desk one day and said that her mother had just died and the manager told her she could return several items her mother had bought. She began to remove the items from a Walmart bag and I started to […] More

A few weeks ago I was doing some late night shopping at Walmart. As I was walking out the door, I heard some yelling and commotion behind me. I spun around and saw a very large plasma screen HDTV balanced on a shopping cart coming at me really fast. I jumped out of the way […] More

In my younger days, I worked for a while at Walmart. Yeah, Good ole Wally World. Well one day, we had a shortage of floor associates and I was sent to work in the dressing rooms answering phones, to give that associate a break. The garden shop called and asked that I please send a […] More

When I was 17 I had the bright Idea that for my first job I would work at our local Walmart during the Christmas season…bad idea. One day I was working a mid day shift and there was a pretty steady flow of people coming through my line, As I was checking out an elderly […] More

Back in my days of working at Walmart on a disgustingly hot August day (98* outside), a woman stormed up to the next register over and demand we refund the money that her husband had earlier that day purchased water with. My manager heard her screaming, and came over as cashier was trying to not […] More

I was wandering toward the produce when I experienced a typical Walmart moment. The customer I spotted looked like so many others that I have seen on this site. She was probably in her mid-to-late 50s, and she gave off that obvious vibe of someone whose primary residence sits on cinder blocks or wheels. Modified […] More

I went to a Wal-Mart in Crosby, Texas today to pick up a cake for a friend. When I was waiting to check out, a woman came up in line behind me on her cell phone, clearly upset at whomever was calling her. I only heard her end of the conversation, but it was pretty […] More

One day, while I was babysitting my 5 year old niece, my brother calls me and asks if I will run to Wal-Mart for him and get groceries. I agreed. While my niece and I were in the store, she started acting up; talking back, not listening, running off, etc. So, like her parents would, […] More

I was an ICS Associate at my Walmart. One day at work, we heard that a customer was caught trying to mix his own paint in our hardware section. We all started to talk about how stupid it was that someone would do that since all the equipment was behind a counter and looked generally […] More

My son and I were walking back to our car which was parked way out near the street when we heard a squealing of tires and a crash. We looked over into the next row of parked cars to see a woman in a midsize green car pushing a parked car as she turned left. […] More

It was this past Monday (March 22) and I was working my shift as a cashier in the electronics department and this lady comes into my line and asks me if she can get a can of “Spray N Wash” for half price because the cap had a slight crack in it. Not knowing what […] More

I came off the bus in front of Walmart, and as I was approaching the front door, this old man rolled up on his bike. He was wearing a blue jeans skirt, and it was obviously a very windy day because I would catch a glimpse of his old, scraggly legs a few times. I […] More