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My buddy is a shift manager at Wal-Mart. He told me that one night while walking the store, he spotted a promotions flyer lying in the middle of the floor down one aisle. He stopped and went over to pick it up. When he did, he realized someone hadn’t just randomly dropped it onto the […] More

I remember several years back when I was working for a local Division 1 store. We had a customer who decided to enlighten us with the news of the second coming of Jesus. The woman was maybe in her 40’s. She did not seem to be intoxicated, and actually acted like she was level-headed and […] More

I worked at Wal-Mart in the jewlery department. When the fitting room attendents are gone, all incoming calls are forwarded to us. As I answer the phone one day, I am greeted by a very angry customer. She informs me that she bought a fish and needs to return it. So I go through the […] More

I was working as a CSM at a Walmart in Beaufort South Carolina when I got called to the customer service desk. There was a woman there trying to return a USED pregnancy test. She explained to me that her doctor told her to have her husband pee on the test to see if he […] More

When our now 17 year old daughter was around 4-5 years old, she would throw terrible temper tantrums to get what she wanted on occasion. After reading up on the subject we learned to try and gently, quietly, coax her out of the fit…or ignore her until she would stop. Wal-mart was Perfect for this […] More

I was doing some grocery shopping recently at my local Wal-Mart. A friend of mine, who is an employee there, stopped me and said “You’ve got to come and see this!” I followed him to the paper towel/toilet paper aisle, where there was a small crowd gathered, and pointed to the racks and said “Look […] More

My mother and I were standing outside Wal-Mart while I was having a smoke before shopping. An older gentleman in his 70s approaches us and starts jabbing his umbrella at my mom. He opens it, spins it around and says “Where is my buddy at?” He walks off and we start laughing hysterically. A few […] More

I was a student in high school at the time and was a cashier at the local Wal-Mart as a part time job. One Saturday, the CSM’s were coming around and telling all of the cashiers that there were two ladies back in the children/baby clothing and they were switching price tags on clothes, putting […] More

My college roomate and I decided to go to Walmart at 3 am to buy supplies for a beer bong. (Yes, we were fitting in well with the other Wal-creatures) When we got to the checkout line, there was a creepy-looking 60-plus year old man in front of us. The man had 3 items: a […] More

While at my local Walmart one Sunday evening, I am pushing my cart around the corner in the beauty section and notice a male in his 40’s with his penis exposed masturbating and top speed. He is staring in the direction of a lady and her young daughter, and how they did not notice him […] More

Ok, as embarrassing as this is, a few years ago I had the need to buy some medication for a yeast infection. I went to the closest and thankfully empty checkout lane to make my purchase when I was told this little gem from my cashier. “You know, next time you can save yourself some […] More

So my 3 year old daughter and I were in Walmart walking down the aisle when low and behold, a “plus, plus sized woman” wearing a long shirt and nothing else, decides to bend over to get something off the bottom shelf. We get a full moon (wearing a thong or nothing, I’m not sure) […] More