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Last week my mom, who absolutely hates Walmart, was forced to stop there to pick something up real quick. We found what we needed and proceeded to the check out and decided to go for the 15 items or less line because it was the shortest of the long lines. Two people ahead of us […] More

Just when you think you’ve seen it all you find yourself coming around the corner in the hygiene section to find two over 70 year olds arguing over which lube will be the best. I mean kudos for them for having a sex life but for God’s sake do you have to have an argument […] More

I live in Honolulu where it is no secret we have a little bit of a meth problem. I was at Walmart buying shampoo when a woman wearing black leggings and an over sized t-shirt that said “Boss” inside a giant letter “E” approached me and explained to me how she was infertile. She then […] More

Ok so I was with a couple of my friends and we were in the bathroom. We’re talking between the stalls like girls do, and we hear this voice. “Girls, can you help me?” I came out of the stall and while washing my hands, asked what the problem was. The lady in the end […] More

I worked at the Rincon, Georgia Wal-Mart in 1997. I wish I could have captured a photo of a man that came through my line one day. He was buying a new circular saw blade, and his hands were cut to shreds and BLEEDING! He paid in cash (yay for me!) and his money was […] More

I worked at Walmart for 8 years and I wish I had taken pics of all the crazy things that I saw.  There was one night when (and I kid you not) a woman had a “little poo accident” in ladies wear, and she decided to use a few dozen shirts off the rack for […] More

The other day, one of my friends overheard a great conversation while in Wal-Mart. 14 year old pregnant girl : Mom, is it safe to drink while you are pregnant? Mother of 14 yr old pregnant girl: Yeah, I drank while I was pregnant with you and you turned out great! More

While Christmas shopping at Walmart,  my wife and I were standing in line waiting to check out.  There was a HUGE woman in front of us but we were not packed too tight where we had to be that close to her.  Since there were so few cashiers on duty,  we eventually became packed in […] More

Over the summer, my mom was waiting in line to return something at the customer service desk.  There was some crazy lady arguing with the cashier because she wanted to return a potted houseplant.  The clerk wouldn’t return the plant because she didn’t have a receipt, there were no tags or anything on the plant, […] More

We stopped by our local Wal-Mart one day to pick up some soda.  I don’t know how all the stores are set-up but at the few I’ve been to in southeastern WI, the soda is all the way in the back of the store.  As we were walking in there was a little boy with […] More

I’m 17, and I’m working at the front registers. I have a huge line, probably a dozen or so people. It’s business as usual until this one lady comes up to me. She a typical Walmart shopper: power mullet, Looney Tunes t-shirt, ratty sweatpants. After saying hello, she lays her crazy right out on the […] More

On a shopping trip, a few birds made their way into the store and were all over the place trying to scrounge up a bite to eat. They were in heaven and it was making a lot of people uncomfortable. They weren’t big birds, just little scrawny things that were actually pretty sickly looking. So […] More