funny story

This lovely story is coming from Latrobe, Pa. So it was normal day in the summer and I had to stop at wally-world to pick up some quick items. My whole experience IN the store lasted oh 15 minutes or so. I come back out to my car and I’m one of those people who […] More

Well… I have always heard of the horrendous 3rd party-parenting that goes on in Texas. Even though I’ve lived here for 25 years, it took me 6 years after having a child, to discover it firsthand.. And man, some people are a little too bold.. I decided to take my 4 and 6-year old with […] More

This happened several years ago, when I was a senior in high school. As a teenager living in a small town, there wasn’t anywhere open at 2 in the morning besides Wal Mart. Well me and my friend walked over to pick up some snacks after a party. When we were walking through the parking […] More

On March 3, 2010, we were at Walmart ordering my daughter’s 18th birthday cake. The clerk took all the information. We decided that we wanted a gender neutral cake with no flowers or girly decorations, because my daughter wanted to share the cake with her friend since his birthday was 2 days after hers. While […] More

I was in the customer service line at a local Walmart. A very loud, saggy-skinned lady was at the counter attempting to talk the clerk into returning something. It turns out it was a big chunk of meat… no wrapper, no receipt, just a piece of meat in a non-Walmart grocery bag. She got tired […] More

I was shopping with my girlfriend and had to piss. I go into the bathroom and start pissing in one of the urinals. A dude was in the stall next to me. He was shitting. Very loudly. While he shat, he laughed hysterically and yelled: Dude: “You like that, Garret? AHAHAHA!!! You like it?!!!” Kids […] More

This was several years ago, when I went to Walmart with my mom. We were browsing through the clothes and I actually found a few things I wanted to try on. When I walked over to the fitting rooms in front of me there is another customer asking to use the ladies fitting room holding […] More

So I’m standing in line, and the guy in front of me is buying a 10 gallon fish tank, a desk lamp, a black light bulb, and a big bag of potting soil. The cashier rings it all up and says, “So, what are you going to be growing?” The guy looks a little bit […] More

I used to work at Walmart, and there was this older woman who would come in once or twice a week, dressed to the nines like she was headed to church. She always wore these bright colored skirt suits with matching, bizzare hats. She’d get a cart and walk around the store shopping for different […] More

It was the first week of January, about 2 or 3 years ago, I had to make a return at Walmart of some garbage gift someone gave me and while I waited on a long return line I noticed 3 different people returning artificial Christmas trees. First I thought, “these trees must be poorly made […] More

I was feeding returnable plastic soda bottles into the return machine at the Walmart in Ypsilanti, Michigan. The machine was at the front of the store by the picture window. A man walks toward the store from the parking lot, carrying a toddler. He grabs a cart from near the front of the store and […] More

When I was in my early twenties I worked the service desk at Walmart. A woman dressed in a lovely beer gut baring tube top and booty baring shorts came up to the desk clearly angry. She threw her Walmart bag at me and said “This said I was pregnant but I got my period, […] More