funny story

I used to work in the grocery department stocking shelves and whatnot, and I would always see this guy in a raggy flannel shirt and even raggier jeans walking around always with someone escorting him. He would always walk by and stare at me with the eeriest smile I’ve ever seen. Well one day I […] More

My family and I were finishing up our trip to Wally World and had circled through the medical supplies aisle. There was a middle-aged couple walking down the same aisle and they paused. The female, missing several teeth and sporting a wicked smokers rasp, pulled her arm out of her long-sleeved shirt and placed it […] More

I work at the local Walmart as a cashier. Usually things are pretty calm, except for one Saturday morning. I was checking customers out when I heard the woman in the lane behind me begin to complain loudly. Apparently, she had picked up a CD player that she believed was $26.99, but it was ringing […] More

As I was walking into Walmart, there was a relatively normal looking group standing just outside the front doors, at the red “don’t drive into Walmart” poles. there were three normal looking adults, one child, about ten years old. The child started to run into the parking lot driving lane. The mother proceeds to shout, […] More

I had been a CSM for about a year. We weren’t really busy that night so a bunch of us were standing at the service desk talking. A customer was returning a box of stuffing (the white fluff used to stuff pillows or teddy bears). She didn’t have her receipt so we used her ID […] More

So this one time I went into Walmart and there was an old guy handing out the carts. He asked me if I wanted one and I sarcastically said “No, I want a guy to walk behind me and carry my bags.” The guy apparently didn’t know I wasnt for real and he actually had […] More

One evening as I was going to Walmart after my classes at GSU, it happened. I was walking down an aisle when I stumbled upon what looked like a man on the floor. I went back for a closer look, and there was a man and woman on the floor rolling around making out. I […] More

About a year ago, my brother and I decided to stop by Walmart to pick up a movie and some snacks fairly late on a Saturday night. As we were driving through the parking lot, I noticed a pickup with a canopy and two people in the back parked near the road. As I wasn’t […] More

My mom and I were in Walmart on Easter getting some food for dinner. We’re both rocker chicks, but we’re not stupid and over-the-top. We were both wearing band t-shirts, and a couple walked by us who had obviously just gotten out of church. They were a manic short guy, who reminded me of a […] More

My girlfriend and I were walking through Wal-Mart the other night and the couple walking down the aisle in front of us were probably in their early 50’s. The man put his hand down the back of the woman’s pants and pulled her underwear up, then shoved his hand down her underwear and was rubbing […] More

Tonight I ran in to get some things at the Moraine, Ohio, Walmart. We were there near the new closing time (the store was 24 hours before someone got shot in the parking lot and there was a rape or two). At five minutes to 11 p.m., over the intercom comes the closing announcement: “Attention […] More

Every Wal-Mart has its own ‘regulars’ (Willy the Pimp!) and our store is now different. We have ‘Bad Ad-match Lady,’ ‘Smelly Cat Guy,’ ‘Arbor Mist Lady,’ and so on and so on. After three years of working for Wal-Mart as a cashier, I finally got to nickname my very own Wal-Creature. It was an unusually […] More