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in ParentingBaby Likes To ‘Wine’
Ummm Miss, that’s the wrong bottle. Unknown More
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The Quicker Picker Upper
Back in my day, we didn’t have these fancy “Child Labor” laws. You already picked up as much dirt and dust off of the floor with your feet as you could, so it’s time to start the full body sweep now boy. Oklahoma More
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Don’t You Wanna?
Now go on! Get up there and get me my damn Fanta! Georgia More
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Just Hear Those Sleigh Bells Jingling
They are just testing a new stroller prototype. Sure it cuts back on safety measures a little bit, but I think we can all agree that the new sleek stealth design is well worth the risk of injuries. Pennsylvania More
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It Feels Like A Midget Is Hanging From My Necklace
I’m not a mother, but I’m pretty sure there are more appropriate ways to breast feed than just letting your kid swing from your tit while you push your cart up and down the aisles looking for lampshades. Oregon More
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Somebody Go Get A Bunch Of Quarters!
Thank God they didn’t ask me to get that kid out. I would have gotten him to the open square but he would have just slipped out of the claw when i stopped it, hit the edge, and then stayed inside pinned up between some useless toy and the glass where i couldn’t get a […] More
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Superman That Flo’
He is like a parachute slowing down that drag-racer!! Seriously, pick the kid up or buy him the candy bar he wants. I’m not sure what point you are trying to make by dragging him across the floor of a Walmart. Oregon More
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Double Trouble
If you’re wondering what gut-buster used to act like when he was a kid, simply sneak a peak at the little rascal in his camo hat clearly abiding by all of the complex safety regulations of the shopping cart. Missouri More
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in Parenting, WashingtonThat Funky Monkey
Let’s, for argument sake, say that I will concede that it’s okay to have your kid on a leash (which it isn’t). Don’t you think it’s time to take the kid off the leash when he starts smoking cigars? Seriously, that kid is like 6’2″ and that monkey is cutting off his circulation! You can’t […] More
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Child Lesson #1: Taking Turns
No don’t worry about it, its cool, when they got home they let him cut the grass and cook dinner. Unknown More
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OH…..MY…..GOD!!!!!
There should be an application process in order to procreate. Texas More
