Vehicles

I doubt there is scientific research but I have to assume there is a direct correlation between a lack of sex and the amount of stick figures banging on your car that you have. Unknown More

I mean, it sounds possible that thousands of doctors and scientists are all in on the same scheme to screw up your child. Lord knows it’s not your fault. Also, lets go ahead and assume you’re right. Would that actually be the greatest lie ever told? I’m not sure it is. Just saying, lots of […] More

“You should go see a therapist.” – No, I’ll handle my crippling anxiety myself. Unknown More

If it drives like a duck and sounds like a duck… Unknown More

If you’re gonna drop a classic deez nuts joke, at least make it a joke. Some sort of setup is necessary. Don’t be lazy. Unknown More

How big of a POS Sanford and Son vehicle do you have when there is a raccoon sitting on top of all that heap of shit and I can’t tell whether its real or stuffed?!?! Unknown More

I don’t like adult movies enough to mess up my car let alone one of my kid’s movies. Holy hell, who runs that house? Unknown More

Those big loud pipes are more for the benefit of the ladies than his. Thankfully they can hear him coming for a few miles away with that loud high pitched annoying scream sound and they can hurry up and chain themselves to something sturdy to prevent them from rushing into the street and throwing themselves […] More

Yo! How good does it have to be for you to broadcast it on your car? I’m on another level of impressed. Unknown More