Vehicles

Looks like my sex style. A few pumps & a lot of gas. Unknown More

Can’t decide who I want to meet more, the type of dude that would plaster this all over his car or the girl that actually sends the nudes. Unknown More

Dammit! I was just about to roll up on this stranger and totally threaten the well-being of his family, but then I saw his warning sign and quickly decided to not randomly threaten this guy’s family. Unknown More

Because just writing “Super Virgin” on his car would seem weird. Unknown More

Looks like that car has a lot of….horse power. Right? Get it? I’m here all night folks! Unknown More

Honestly, I’ll be honest and say that I’m kind of surprised Walmart hasn’t gotten into the used car market yet. How else are are going to finally live in a world where only Amazon and Walmart rule? Unknown More

Here ya go ladies, I think you could say he’s a real “catch”! Get it? Because of the fishing crew sticker. Right? Anybody?…Ahh screw you guys. Unknown More

At first I couldn’t believe my eyes. But then I realized I’ve been to central Ohio and that dude is probably busy as hell. This time of year, there’s a haunted house or barn or maze or hayride like every 30 feet. Dude will be putting in overtime this month. Unknown More

Can’t say I condone violence, but let’s just say if I had to pick between your crazy ass shooting up Walmart or a theater or something like that oooorrrrr a bunch of heroin dealers…it would be an easy pick. Unknown More