Oh you can tell he is ballin’ just from all that fresh chrome! I’d be surprised if Jay Leno doesn’t come snatch this up for his personal collection. Unknown More
Soooo you are just Nick Saban’s side piece or something? Which reminds me, I feel like I can say this with 100% confidence, but I believe every married man in Alabama would definitely not only allow Saban to sleep with their wife but would most likely brag to his friends about it. Fact. South Carolina More
Killer truck wrap. I’d say it comes in handy when you want to piss off PETA supporters even when it’s not hunting season, but you’ve got a Texas plate and I’m pretty sure it’s always hunting season and you’ve kicked all two of the PETA supporters out of the state already. Texas More
Looks like the glovebox of my wife’s car. Oh, did you cut your femoral artery while driving? Here’s a vascular clamp I keep in my car for such an occasion. Always be prepared. Arizona More
I get super annoyed by people that are too lazy to walk their stuff to their car and have someone park right out front in everyone’s way. This is just on the next level of that jerk move. Unknown More
Before we start angrily hurling words at him like “sexist” and “woman hater” and “something about MeToo”, lets take a moment to realize he boldly displays the fact that he is a redneck on his truck so set your expectations right at about the level he is at. Alabama More
Fantastic, as if riding around with you wasn’t annoying enough, I’ve got to listen to 78 bobbleheads nodding up and down the whole ride. Wisconsin More
I can only assume our mutual friend the Holiday Man rides this pimped out Jeep. Mainly because outside of his enthusiasm for all holidays, I’m not sure who gets this hyped for Easter. At least somebody that’s old enough to drive. New York More