Vehicles

My coworkers to me every Monday morning. Unknown More

At least you know everyone is staring at your car. Probably saved yourself a ton of time just writing “hello” on there so you don’t have to do that weird awkward wave as you acknowledge each person driving past you with a confused look on their face. Unknown More

We all had that kid in school that covered everything they had in stickers. Their books, their locker, their backpack. I just thought all those kids eventually grew up. Once again, I’m wrong. Unknown More

Kinda makes sense that a Minion would drive an adorable little car like that. I’m actually going to allow this one. Unknown More

More like ‘I Scream Lady’… Unknown More

Most people think hoarders never leave their home. I feel like this photo clearly proves that wrong. Unknown More

You may want to go back to your optometrist because if you think you’ll get women to sit on your face, you’re seeing things that aren’t there buddy. Unknown More

At first, I wanted to let him know that it should be “Thicc” but now I’m assuming he means “thick headed” because only someone seriously dumb would fall for this line. Either way, an impressive amount of horny during Quarantine to get something put on your vehicle. Unknown More

So you’re either (A) a hoarder (B) a hustler (C) a panic purchaser or (D) you shit yourself a lot. Probably all the above actually. West Virginia More

Why support something when you can support everything? Unknown More