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    The Tough Guys

    We were standing in line at the checkout behind 2 larger women wearing dirty pajamas and a man in ‘gangster’ clothes all in there mid twenties. We overheard them talking about how tough they were and how these people looked like they wanted to fight; and they were “getting all up in their sh*t” (We […] More

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    A Story About Poop, Weed & A Naked Old Dude

    An elderly man is behind bars after he allegedly soiled himself and went on a mini-crime spree. Port Isabel police arrested 69-year-old Walter Thomas Ellison on multiple criminal charges late Tuesday morning. It all started inside the WalMart store off Highway 100 around 10:47 a.m. Tuesday. Chief Gualberto Gonzalez said Ellison had soiled himself and […] More

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    Cookin’ Up Some Meth

    Walmart in Nicholasville was closed for more than an hour Wednesday morning as officials investigated a man found with materials to make meth in his backpack. Nicholasville police arrested 36-year-old James Prater of 76 B Old Tanker Road in Lancaster and charged him with manufacturing meth, possession of meth and possession of drug paraphernalia. He […] More

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    Screwed

    Denise Colon, 27, was arrested by police in Tennessee on November 4, 2012 and charged with theft and aggravated assault. She is accused of attempting to shoplift about $100 of merchandise from a Walmart store. When confronted by an employee, she reportedly stabbed the employee with a screwdriver and fled. As she tried to make […] More

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    Sleepy Time

    The Eastlake Police responded to Walmart’s pharmacy following a report of a woman falling asleep at the counter and in the waiting area chairs. 29-year old Patricia Crawford presented prescriptions to be filled to the pharmacist then left to use the restroom. When she returned, she kept falling asleep at and around the pharamacy. Upon […] More

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    He Showed Me His Boobies!

    A Pennsylvania man was arrested yesterday after flashing his breast implants at fellow Walmart shoppers. Jeremy Owens, 23, was busted following the bizarre incident at the retailer in Lackawanna County. Owens was apprehended after he left the store and boarded a municipal bus, from which he had to be forcibly removed by cops. After being […] More

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    Chivalry Isn’t Dead

    One of my fellow cashiers walked up to me after getting back from her 15 minute break with a big smile on her face. I asked her why she is so happy, considering she was miserable before her break. She held out her left hand to show me a (small) diamond ring on her pinky. […] More

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    I’ll Huff & I’ll Puff & I’ll Pass Out

    ROCK HILL A Rock Hill woman was found unconscious in her car at Walmart Friday after she huffed fumes from an air can, police say. Crystal Marie Jonas, 20, is charged with driving under the influence and unlawful use and possession of aromatic hydrocarbons, according to a Rock Hill police report. An employee at the […] More

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    Smearing Poop

    I used to work at Walmart as a cart pusher and I have seen plenty of dumb and crazy things but this by far was the best of the worst. One summer day a family with a young child came into the store. Upon going in the store to go to break I saw the […] More

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    On Some Real Sh*t

    I went to Walmart late Sunday evening. Two women entered the restroom and one of them said, “I want to apologize to whoever is in here, ’cause shits about to get real.” She then let loose and I decided to get out of there, because it did get real. I would like to say thank […] More

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    Walmart Creeper Of The Week

    For more than six months, police have been searching for one man who was allegedly putting hidden cameras in bathroom stalls. Middlesboro Police say they arrested an East Tennessee man on several charges of promoting a minor in sexual performance. Folks say they were shocked that their privacy was allegedly invaded on such a serious […] More

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