Always Strapped
Excuse me miss, it appears that you may be dehydrated. Your pee is awfully yellow. New Jersey More
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in Featured Creature, Funny, New York, RandomThe Tables Have Turned
Sometimes a-holes can turn you into a bigger one. Nice example of that here…ass butt… New York More
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When It Rains, It Pours
I guess he is preparing for the shit-storm that he will be facing from Walcreatures on a daily basis while working at Wally World. Virginia More
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in Arizona, Featured Creature, Funny, RandomWhiz Kid
Why walk a few feet and piss in the Walmart bathrooms which are open 24/7? Where is the fun in that? Good thing you opened those car doors, very sneaky there, we definitely can’t see what you’re doing and if we can’t then the police definitely can’t either. Arizona More
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in Featured Creature, Funny, Random, VirginiaWhip It Good
Nothing quite defines whipped as much as “Yes sweetie, I’ll push your big lazy ass around Walmart like a punk with no pride.” Virginia More
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Down Under
You know what you’re not going to find digging into your ass under your sweatpants in public? – A husband. North Dakota More
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Solo (So-Low)
Guitar solos can be one of the coolest things in the world. Typically when you are surround by your band being cheered on by the crowd. Other than that, you’re just playing in a parking lot by yourself and it turns into one of the saddest things in the world. Tennessee More
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Barack Bottom Prices
Is there anything more American than the President of the United States inside a Walmart? I mean, maybe if a bald eagle was chilling on his shoulders that would put it over the top. I don’t know. Maybe he just felt like having the two lightning rods of Health Care together at the same time? […] More
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in Featured Creature, Funny, Oregon, RandomDriving Miss Daisy
I’m a firm believer that once you hit a certain age in life you are allowed to do whatever the hell you want with exactly zero shits given. If others don’t like it, then they are the ones we yell at for being idiots. I’m thinking that age is somewhere around 78, but I’m trying […] More
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Caption Contest!
I think we need to pay back this little superhero for all his bravery and sacrifice saving us. How about a Caption Contest? Winner gets to take an upside down Spider-Man selfie with him…and maybe a copy of our newest PoWM calendar. Tennessee More
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in Featured Creature, Funny, Illinois, RandomI Do What I Want
As you can see, the “f*ck it” point is over here and she is over there, way past that point. Illinois More
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