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Shiiit, I can’t blame her. Every time I venture into the wild world of Walmart I feel like I need a nap to recharge my batteries too. I just happen to wait until I get home, but whatever floats your boat. Michigan More
I don’t know what the hell is going on here, and quite frankly I’m too disgusted to even try to come up with something, so I’ll let you guys give me the low-down on what may have taken place. Because there HAS to be a good reason to be barefoot in a Walmart bathroom…right? Missouri More
Just getting a quick bronze on at Wallyworld, no big deal. Push those stomped out cigarette butts out of the way and you’ve got yourself an ideal place to relax, catch some rays and people watch. New Jersey More
I probably get too excited when I see old people doing some immature fun stuff because it gives me that hope that I’ll never actually grow up and change. That makes me happy. Illinois More
1. You’re a total piece of shit and I hate you for it. I like dogs more than most people and I’m not even joking when I say that I wish the roles were reversed and your dog left you in the hot car. 2. What the flying f*ck were you doing in Walmart for […] More
Who’s in the mood to make some fur babies? Arkansas More
Just chillin’ with my mokey, trying to figure out which person in the store we feel like infecting with Malaria or some other crazy ass jungle disease that we all ignore because the damn monkey looks cool in jammies. Keep the damn animals out of the store people! Florida More
What? She called shotgun. That’s how the rules work. Don’t player hate because you weren’t smart enough or quick enough to call it first. Virginia More
Didn’t know there was a male equivalent to the camel toe. More like a moose knuckle I guess. North Carolina More
I’d like to think that if an artist today were asked to create The Thinker statue, this lady’s pose is what he would probably go with to truly capture our society. Louisiana More
Ohh well shit, If he promised he is a nice guy then you should go ahead and believe him and earn that money no matter how creepy this note is. And by creepy I mean my spine will be tingling for 3 days trying to get past this creepiness. Tennessee More
Oh really? That’s the line in the sand we’re finally drawing; titty sweat? Too little too late moral police. Unknown More
