The Walking Dead
A dude with pictures of coffins on his back brings a new meaning to the walking dead… Washington More
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GET TO THE CHOPPA!
If you asked me what the Terminator was buying at Walmart it would honestly take me less than a second to guess camo pants and a shitload of protein supplements. California More
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in Featured Creature, Funny, Random, TexasMasking The Smell
Ebola is in the country! Everyone freak the f*ck out right now!!!! Oh wait, you’re at Walmart. Pfftt, trust me there have been stronger and deadlier diseases infesting that place for a lot longer that haven’t killed you yet. Texas More
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in Featured Creature, Funny, Nebraska, RandomIn The News: Road Rage
“Police said Kimberly Pankratius was booked after allegedly trying to hit another driver who had just taken an open parking spot she was waiting for at a south Lincoln Walmart. Officers said the 36-year-old yelled at the couple and grazed the other woman’s right arm with her PT Cruiser, breaking its side mirror. Pankratius faces […] More
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in Arizona, Featured Creature, Funny, RandomSleepy Time
You look like someone who has had a rough morning chalk full of Four Lokos, a few packs of smokes, some Insane Clown Posse & too much baby momma drama. Arizona More
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in Featured Creature, Funny, Products, RandomA Vaginal Cleansing
While I’m a big proponent of proper hygiene, I feel like the part that doesn’t need said is please clean up after your public douching. Unknown More
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in Animals, Featured Creature, Funny, Random, TexasSwim With The Fiches
Oh you lookin’ fo some fiches? Well tough shit, der not fiches to dey. Gotsta go get yer fiches somewhere else buddy. Texas More
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in Featured Creature, Funny, Ohio, RandomGrandma’s Day Out
At Walmart’s sister store Sam’s Club, even the laziness is a bit larger… Ohio More
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Now Draining
It’s not often pulled up grey socks are the 2nd worst lower leg accessory on someone, but you’ve managed to pull that feat off. New York More
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Would You Rather…
Fun food-fight hypothetical coming at ya! Would you rather (A) buy and eat that meat or (B) wear that shirt everyday for the rest of your life? Choose wisely, you don’t know what type of powers I might have. Kentucky More
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in Featured Creature, Funny, RandomHe Went To Walmart
Another magical Walmart proposal. I was going to propose to my fiance in Walmart too, but I wanted her to say “yes” so I went another route. Unknown More
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in Arizona, Featured Creature, Funny, RandomHere’s Your Sign
Wow! Okay, in case you guys forgot about this guy from last week turns out I was right, apparently he really was trying to return the sign. Good to know. Odd, but good to know. Arizona More
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