Sure it’s blurred for your protection, but we still wanted to use this as a Public Service Announcement. The Walmart picture kiosk is not for your naked selfies. No kiosk is for that. Anywhere. Ever. Florida More
I get it ladies. Sometimes the gals just get heavy & need to come out for a rest after a long day of shopping. I say we free the titties!!! Unknown More
I think I’d give this guy a few bucks, but I’d probably structure it like a Mr. Wonderful from Shark Tank deal so I know I’m not just wasting money. Alabama More
True love is finding that woman kind enough to pop your back zits on a bench outside Walmart…No, that doesn’t sound right. That can’t be what true love is right? Please tell me that’s not what true love is! Arkansas More
Okie dokie! That indeed is a very unpleasant surprise. There is no reason to let a sugar glider, glide up your poop-hole area. None. You start trying to reason with me and I will stop listening instantly. Kentucky More
Anyone else as jacked up for Cinco de Mayo as I am?!?!?!…No? Nobody? Ahh, because we aren’t Mexican so it doesn’t mean anything to us and like true assholes we just bastardized it into a stereotype of drinking Corona and eating tacos? Makes sense. It’s next Tuesday by the way. Just a heads up. Texas More
Hey! You staring at dat ass? Just because it looks like someone threw paint on her personal seismograph doesn’t mean you get to look. That’s his ass and he wants you to know it. Back off son. Illinois More
It’s tough to knock someone for practicing good hygiene, but I honestly believe there can be absolutely nothing hygienic about doing anything in a Walmart bathroom. Mississippi More
At least my man from Deliverance here is honest. Although to be fair, most prostitutes are too ugly to be prostitutes but they manage to do it anyway. Arkansas More